Revolting porn star Jenna Jameson has announced she is pregnant with twins. Twin babies. Little beings that are growing inside her womb. David Attenborough should do a special about the pregnancy - The Tenacity of Life. "If life can exist in a place so hostile, surely it can exist anywhere. Truly, creation is a wondrous thing. And so are breasts. My goodness, look at those. I haven't been this hard since Vanessa Redgrave came onto me at that dinner party. We're not rolling are we? Oh dear, I'm afraid I've made a mess of myself. Marvelous. Simply marvelous."
Life Can Exist Almost Anywhere
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 4:58 PM
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There can't be a god. If there as a DNA dumpster like this wouldn't have a uterus.
That vagina is too poluted. Unfortunately, those poor babies don't stand a chance.
Not to worry. No way she can carry them to term.
Scary that this is the best she's looked in years.
yeah, she looks even decent on that picture.
now we know what megan fox is gonna look like after a few years of party hardy and dick-galore
uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh
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