Just a Simple Lass

Wednesday, September 03, 2008


Keira Knightley
is denying the figures quoted in a Forbes Magazine article that placed her among the 10 highest-paid film stars for 2007. "According to Forbes magazine, I earned $32 million last year," the darling Ms. Knightley said. "Unfortunately, no [it's not true]." The alleged $32 million came both via film salaries and endorsement deals with companies like Chanel. It didn't include the extra cash she made working the streetcorner near her house or the 15 quid she found in the pocket of the pedestrian she ran over in the middle of the night and finished off with a tire iron.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was wondering when the Crapster was going to make another post about Keira Knightley. And as usual filled with more predictable mediocre insults. Kudos to you for reaching that level of mediocre internet celebrity status crabbie. And Kudos to your minions for helping you. ]

By the way, that hooker reference? That’s just so lame that it’s classic. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

Keera Nightlee needs some help. She is so pathetic. Just read her woe is me quote.

A camera-shy Keira Knightley was spotted making her way to a chauffeured vehicle following an in-depth interview at the Radio 1 studios in London today.
During her sit-down, the 23-year-old actress proclaimed that she doesn’t care if women hate her — because it is natural for females to loathe celebrities of the same gender.
Says Keira, “If you put yourself in the public forum, it’s what you put yourself up for. I don’t need to read it. Manipulation is something women do a lot. Women get obsessed with other women — love them or hate them. That line is very easy to cross.”
The Atonement star also responded to a quote from British newspaper The Guardian, which read: “If you want to befriend a woman, ask her the question: ‘What do you think of Keira Knightley?’ In the resulting torrent of bile and loathing, you will bond.”

Anonymous said...

Well it’s not as sad and pathetic as morons who still can’t write her name properly and give idiotic responses like “she doesn’t deserve to have her name spelled right” I gotta say that your lack of knowledge about women is just as sad and stupid as well. This was amusing however to read.