I've Grown Accustomed to Your Face...and Now I Want to Punch It

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Brad Pitt and George Clooney have had a falling out over their mutual desire to play Henry Higgins in an upcoming remake of My Fair Lady. "We both badly want [the] role and neither is backing down," OK! quotes Clooney as saying. "It's sort of become an intense competition between us now and it just keeps escalating." Really? Over Henry Higgins? What, they figure the part will nab them an Oscar the way it did for Rex Harrison? And they both need that validation so badly they're willing to throw away a perfectly good gay relationship over it? I guess we're seeing their true colors shining through - and they ain't beautiful like no rainbow.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

And neither of them can sing - just like Rex Harrison! But damn that won't stop Hollywood from making another stupid remake.

Anonymous said...

Why do this? Who will be Audrey Hepburn is th real question? There is no one to fill her delicate shoes. 'enry 'iggins isn't the main character. Nobody cares. Who's playing Audrey's part??? Hmmmm? Eliza Doolittle? Thats what matters. They need to stop this remake shit.

Anonymous said...

Keira Knightley is up for the part

Anonymous said...

why? why? why? why mess with perfection? why does Hollywood do shitty remakes of some of the best movies ever created! we don't need every movie remade, they will never live up to the classics that are still completely watchable and relateable

Anonymous said...

no doubt these two are a couple of corn-holers.

Anonymous said...

They need someone with an authentic British accent for the role of Eliza Doolittle. To me, Audrey Hepburn was not convincing in the role of a trampy unsophisticated London street urchin. Granted, it would be type casting, but this would be the perfect vehicle for the acting debut of Amy Winehouse! Of course, no amount of makeup, wardrobe, hair styling and acting lessons would make her suitable for the transformed Eliza. For the sophisticated Eliza they should cast Angelina Jolie.

OMG! Winehouse: "The fuckin' rain in fuckin' Spain falls mainly on the fuckin' plain!" She will get an Oscar! LOL!

Anonymous said...

F**k you 9:28!!!! AJ????? R U kidding me? Another ass licker on here, I see. Gawd! Yeah, she's an authentic Brit! Dayum. I am so over the AJ/Pitt sh**. They suck ass and need to stay in Bulgaria or wherever the he** they are now!

Anonymous said...

AJ is too old anyway 9:28. Waaaay too old. And fish lips is too busy chaining Brad up at night & taking his balls out for a walk. Then popping out kid after kid.And moving to one country after another. She's too busy right now, k?

Anonymous said...

Everyone please remain calm, I am not a Brangeloonie. As an afterthought I suggested AJ for the part of the sophisticated Eliza Doolittle due to the fact that she already has an air of superiority and thinks she is so above-it-all, the complete opposite of Winehouse. It was really more about Winehouse, anyway.

Anonymous said...

I think Winehouse is an inspired choice!!! PERFECT!! Then.. instead of a remake, they could change the plot from turning a street tramp into a lady into rehabbing a crazy heroin addict into a talented chanteuse.