I'm in a pickle friends. On the one hand, my love of celebrity misery makes me want very badly to have Barack Obama lose and all his Hollywood supporters become blubbering wrecks screaming about how they're going to move to Belize (of course they never make good on their promise). On the other hand, I honestly believe a Sarah Palin vice presidency would move us one giant step closer to America becoming some kind of nightmare religio-fascist dystopia where crazies and homopeople will be electro-shocked into submission if not outright burned at the stake. So whom do I root for? Juggy and his empty hopeful rhetoric or Crip-Arms and his manufactured maverickism? God damn it why does life have to be so complicated?
I Just Remembered Why I Was Down on Obama...
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:15 PM
Labels: Barack Obama, John McCain, Julia Roberts, Sarah Palin
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the crip arms thing is killing me. You keep calling him that. I have been bugged by his penguin arms for a long time.
durrrr, crip arms! that's killing me! Timmy, Timmahh!!! (drool, shits himself)
Right. You just "remembered" and, coincidentally enough, no more Obama ads on the site. Go figure.
They weren't ads ass. They were free badges I picked up on Obama's site to drive certain people crazy. You don't get the bit. You will never get the bit.
Stick with your gut instinct, Crabbie, and keep on hating both of them. Or, you know, move to Canada where politics are far less frustrating.
Don't listen to the haters, Crabbie. If they gave us a candidate to be excited about I would BE excited.
We need someone who wants to legalize pot, keep Washington out of politics, keep choice a woman's rights, and benefits a couple's (but not a 'couple' defined by the R's)....Good luck!
Crabby, I don't know what your education level is, but here's something from the beginning of our nation that you need to read:
"At a General Court Martial whereof Colo. Tupper was President (10th March 1778), Lieutt. Enslin of Colo. Malcom's Regiment [was] tried for attempting to commit sodomy, with John Monhort a soldier; Secondly, For Perjury in swearing to false accounts, [he was] found guilty of the charges exhibited against him, being breaches of 5th. Article 18th. Section of the Articles of War and [we] do sentence him to be dismiss'd [from] the service with infamy. His Excellency the Commander in Chief approves the sentence and with abhorrence and detestation of such infamous crimes orders Lieutt. Enslin to be drummed out of camp tomorrow morning by all the drummers and fifers in the Army never to return; The drummers and fifers [are] to attend on the Grand Parade at Guard mounting for that Purpose."
George Washington, The Writings of George Washington, John C. Fitzpatrick, editor (Washington: U. S. Government Printing Office, 1934), Vol. XI, pp. 83-84, from General Orders at Valley Forge on March 14, 1778.(
Sarah Palin is pretty mild compared to our Founding Fathers:
"Had the people, during the Revolution, had a suspicion of any attempt to war against Christianity, that Revolution would have been strangled in its cradle... In this age, there can be no substitute for Christianity... That was the religion of the founders of the republic and they expected it to remain the religion of their descendants."
Reports of Committees of the House of Representatives Made During the First Session of the Thirty-Third Congress (Washington: A. O. P. Nicholson, 1854), pp. 6-9.
Our Founding Fathers were backwoods primitives just crawling up out of the slime. Of course their attitudes were backward. And people like Sarah Palin want to drag us back to that.
I agree with Crabbie's post. I would love to see the celebs cry again over their candidate losing, but not at the expense of having those two dolts dragging us around for the next 4 years.
7:55AM "Our Founding Fathers were backwoods primitives just crawling up out of the slime. Of course their attitudes were backward."
They were better educated than YOU. Can you speak English, French, Latin, Greek?? Can you discuss the philosophies of Tacitus and Plato at a dinner-party??? Can you even comprehend the complexities of the French revolution vs. the American revolution???? YOU are the retarded ape mimicking a civilized citizen of our Republic. I dismiss you with a wave of my hand....
Further to that quivering mound of rectal jelly that I expelled from my ass and wiped all over my spunk-stained keyboard at 10:49 PM, I'd just like to confirm my interest in becoming the next Gary Glitter.
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