Noel Cruz designs Angelina Jolie dolls and sells them for up to $3,000 each. Here's his website. He's also selling dolls of Annie Lennox, Keira Snoozley and - my favorite - Daniel Craig. If someone wants to buy me a Daniel Craig doll and send it to me I'm all for it - as long as it's life-sized, anatomically correct and actually alive. Do they design dolls like that with extra-tight assholes and no mouths? Cause that would be perfect. If I had $3,000 I would buy an Angelina doll and do horrible things to it with a vice and a power drill.
Get One For Your Very Own...
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 2:03 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Annie Lennox, Daniel Craig, Keira Knightley
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8 comments:
Holy shit a Johnny Depp doll
i bet jennifer aniston bought the AJ one and made it into a voodoo doll....
OK, those dolls are amazing. Creepy, but amazing.
This will help Angelina's Narcissistic personality for sure!
I would rather have a Sara Palin doll.
I would love to have one so I could pinch her the all time
She's got the self adoration down pat.
Wow. Now I can get myself an authentic Jolie voodoo doll.
I bet Brad bought one of those dolls, so he will have something to snuggle up to when Skankalina gets a headache...
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