I didn't watch much of Sarah Palin's Republican Convention speech from last night. I don't need to sit there at home and listen to a bunch of right-wing malarkey spewing from a vapid airhead. I can get the same crap listening to Sean Hannity or walking into any local tavern and sitting down with the first group of guys in camouflage vests. The only thing Sarah Palin has going for her is her hair-stylist. The Fox News/Bill Kristol/Ann Coulter crowd is of course gushing about this woman anyway - they think they've found their young, dynamic, inspiring answer to Barack Obama. I'm no Obama Kool Aid drinker but comparing this empty hair-do to him is an insult. As far as I'm concerned, Sarah Palin is George W. Bush with tits. A vaguely charming person with nothing in her brain, who's ripe to be molded and shaped by whatever wing of the Republican party holds power. The game plan is obvious: Get McCain and her into office, let McCain have his four years so he can shuffle off to the nursing home, then find some grizzled old Dick Cheney-type to latch onto Sarah and let him coattail her into a VP spot from which he can pull the world's strings. Hell, Cheney himself isn't even 70 yet - let him take four years off to recharge his batteries then give him another eight. Meanwhile, Sarah can distract everyone with her adorable tales of family life at the White House. It'll be so great - unless you're an Iranian.
But Can She Spell Potato?
Thursday, September 04, 2008
I didn't watch much of Sarah Palin's Republican Convention speech from last night. I don't need to sit there at home and listen to a bunch of right-wing malarkey spewing from a vapid airhead. I can get the same crap listening to Sean Hannity or walking into any local tavern and sitting down with the first group of guys in camouflage vests. The only thing Sarah Palin has going for her is her hair-stylist. The Fox News/Bill Kristol/Ann Coulter crowd is of course gushing about this woman anyway - they think they've found their young, dynamic, inspiring answer to Barack Obama. I'm no Obama Kool Aid drinker but comparing this empty hair-do to him is an insult. As far as I'm concerned, Sarah Palin is George W. Bush with tits. A vaguely charming person with nothing in her brain, who's ripe to be molded and shaped by whatever wing of the Republican party holds power. The game plan is obvious: Get McCain and her into office, let McCain have his four years so he can shuffle off to the nursing home, then find some grizzled old Dick Cheney-type to latch onto Sarah and let him coattail her into a VP spot from which he can pull the world's strings. Hell, Cheney himself isn't even 70 yet - let him take four years off to recharge his batteries then give him another eight. Meanwhile, Sarah can distract everyone with her adorable tales of family life at the White House. It'll be so great - unless you're an Iranian.
Posted by Crabbie at 10:19 AM
Labels: Ann Coulter, Barack Obama, Bill Kristol, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity
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You don't have to be an Obama kool-aid guzzler to know a scam when you see one. You nailed it, Crabster.
Keep it coming crabbie!Huffington Post wont allow Honest Opinions. I definitely got banned from there. S
These days Sarah Palin and her family are pure entertainment. Even more so than brangelina. LOL! Sara is even on the Tabloid covers.
Being a woman myself,I'd like nothing more than to see a woman take the lead, but there must be more choices out there.
As for mAnn Coulter ( yawn ) this skank will do or say anything to sell books.
Ms. Palin's appearance was scripted and well rehearsed. If you really listen to her speech, she didn't say anything of importance. All she did was bash the Dems and if I hear "Hockey Mom" one more time, I'm going to vomit.
I can't wait for the actual one on one debates where she has to think for herself about issues facing this country.
12:06 ^ lmao! I noticed the three teleprompters and I swear she was must be partially blind because I caught her squinting more than a few times to read the fucking thing!
As for the Hockey Mom B.S! Last time it was Security moms. Can we just STOP! already with this it takes a Village shit! I do not choose to be a part of this Village. It's not like Mrs. Palin handles her own Village very well.
P.S I feel sorry for Trig Palin, that child is already a poster child to prevent future inbreeding and it makes me sick the way Republicans are using him to further their cause of Women being barefoot & preggers no matter what!
Unbelievable the way that party is embracing her.
I saw some of the speech, and it was not inspiring, in the least.
She needs to go back home to Alaska and take care of her family. I, too, would like to see a woman as president, but not this nauseating bitch.
Tina Fey needs to go back to Alaska and teach her own kids ABSTINENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Practice what you preach! Be a parent to YOUR Kids. Why bother having children if you're not fully committed to them? and don't give me the bullshit excuse of sexism,because it's us women who carry them for nine months.
The Tina Fey clone is like a stray animal who has/is abandoning her own flesh & blood. So contradicting-
Me thinks y'all protest way TOOOO much. This woman inspires that much invective? Really?? LOL while you can, this woman is a "threat" and you know it.
3:13^( You must be a man ) Sarah Palin does pose a threat, especially to women,whom do not want to go back to 1930.
Also! the fact that she could barely read the teleprompter last night is another REALLY bad sign. On top of the fact that she has zero credibility or experience.
Yes! these things are a threat to ALL Americans.
3:13 (You must be very young or logically challenged). Please try to think rationally without any democratic/media lemming brainwashing -- How does this woman running for Vice President take you back to 1930? She's from a modest background, completely self-made and hasn't married her way into prominence (i.e. the incredibly remarkable Hillary Clinton). Even if you don't agree with her views, she is no "step back."
As far as experience? You realize she has arguably more than Obama? If not more or as much than not significantly less. Credibility? Millions of people are championing her as we speak. Is that credibility or simply celebrity? Celebrity as in, oh I dunno, Obama?
"Yes! these things are a threat to ALL Americans."
I appreciate your passion but your arguments don't justify this hyperbole. Lemme guess, you really wish you had made your high school's debating team?
And if teleprompter reading is so gravely important to you, write in "Katie Couric" as your presidential candidate. I dunno, when I think of executive credibility, reading off a teleprompter doesn't make my list.
I think I love you, Bada Bing. But your words are wasted on pretty much every one here but me. If it doesn't say "change" every few words or blabber on about the war, they stop reading. Scares 'em too much when ya start talking all sensical and stuff!
8:19 - I realize changing the hearts and minds of these dolts is useless, I was just brushing up on my typing skills. ( I think I love you too.)
Obama couldn't order a happy meal without teleprompter.
Bada Bing, You are really a hopeless case and I feel very sorry for you.
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