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Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Alli Sims
dropped completely off the map after being booted from Britney Spears' crazy train, and is now apparently broke. According to Crazy Days and Nights, the former professional hanger-on has resorted to setting up a stand at a flea market so she can sell swag she accumulated during her months as a leech. Didn't she have an album coming out? On her website it says she'll be putting up samples of her music "in the future." Only if she sells enough hoarded gift-bag shit to keep up with the server costs.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

britneys hurtin to. she has her shitty house up for sale

Anonymous said...

It's no joke that Britney's hurting. It might seem inconceivable that someone with what was once estimated to be $100 million could blow considerable cash, but in that two year period when she was riding the crazy train... she went through tens of millions.

Certainly plenty left over, you say? Well, maybe for you or I, but you must realize that "being Britney Spears" (or any superstar) is expensive beyond our wildest dreams-- Begin by lopping 50% off the top of everything for Uncle Sam. Then, just the essentials mind you, ie; multi-million dollar home(s), managers, agents, assistants, publicists, round-the-clock security, household staff, alimony & child support, first class transportation everywhere, gourmet meals, designer.. everything, and ... you get the idea. And of course, that nasty parasite "manager", Sam Lutfi was milking her for all she was worth.

Imagine the dent her (and Sam's) excess and free-wheeling spending made in her overall portfolio. Shit, imagine the dent this past WEEK on Wall Street has made. After all, her money's invested to be sure. At the height of her uncontrolled, drugged excess, an LA chandelier shop reported that she'd visited one afternoon and spent 250K in less than 15 minutes.

She literally left the kids in the car with her assistant and wearing ratty shorts and flip-flops with hair a mess and pinned up every which way and dog in arm-- ran in and proceeded to buy expensive pieces completely at RANDOM-- no plan, no rhyme or reason. Just compulsive, binge spending at it's worst. She purchased cars with the same random, haphazard technique... even houses.

I'm not at all surprised her house is now on the market. It's just sad that no one was looking out for her interests when she needed it most.