What Happened to Kelly Osbourne?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


A. She found out the hard way that your skull is not good for hammering tent spikes.
B. She let Ozzy put in her contact lens for her.
C. She said the wrong thing to Pixie Geldof.
D. She saw herself in the mirror, thought her head was a pimple and...
E. Someone finally gave the little cunt what was coming to her.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"E. Someone finally gave the little cunt what was coming to her."

With a fucking vengeance, apparently.

Dr. Poops said...

F: Not nearly enough.

Anonymous said...

G. She banged her head against the wall trying to think up a way to get some press. Voila!

Anonymous said...

Note her hair is parted on the left to highlight the boo boo. If on the right it would be totally covered...
hm