The Wedding of the Week

The above is not a picture from Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi's wedding, but if you want to see pix from that event, all you have to do is pick up a copy of People Magazine starting Friday or click over to their website. I have no idea how much People paid for the privilege of running these photos but I hope it wasn't much. I can't imagine anyone caring about these people and their dumb-ass wedding. They haven't adopted a single African orphan or visited even one refugee camp.