This Michael Phelps character is lucky he can swim fast because if he had to get through life on looks he'd be clean fucked. Apparently Lindsay Lohan is hot to break her muff-diving streak with him despite his being the ugliest bastard this side of Richard Kiel...further proof that Lindsay has completely ruined her senses with booze, drugs and poon-juice. There's a rumor Carrie Underwood is also hot for him but she's a country chick so she's already had sex with loads of farm animals and is just looking to slightly upgrade. Another swimmer, some beastly-looking ho named Amanda Beard, reportedly almost puked when a reporter asked her if she was fucking Phelps. "Come on, I have really good taste," Beard said. "He's not really my type." Neither is the fake Bigfoot in the cooler probably. Phelps didn't just get wacked with the ugly stick...he got ass-raped with it.
Umm...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 12:45 PM
Labels: Carrie Underwood, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Phelps
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C'mon Crabbie, give the kid a break. He is a regular person, not one of these phony primped and made-up Hollywood freaks.
he is a phoney freak.
This face is the result of steroid and growth hormone abuse.
I'd break him off a piece. He's average from the neck up but un-fucking-real from the neck down. And you know he's got stamina.
3:15 - Shut up moron.
OMG 3 15 is so right, that face is classic of growth hormone abuse !!
That face is also classic of your typical melting-pot American KID, you dimwitted fucks. What the fuck is the problem? He seems to be a great guy who works hard in his field and achieved one fuck of an amazing accomplishment, so...quick!! Let's knock the little fucker down! He doesn't swim with his face, people. Get a fucking grip.
I'm with you, 3:20. Just put a bag over his head and do your business.
Too many Frosted Flakes. Not so grrrreat, dildock.
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