Tom Cruise Replaced...By Angelina Jolie

Monday, August 11, 2008


I don't know what it means that Tom Cruise has opted out of the Philip Noyce thriller Edwin A. Salt and been replaced in the lead role by Angelina Jolie. Apparently Cruise was never really solidly involved in the project...he was only "interested" in it, as were several other big male stars (not named by the Variety article I'm getting this from). I do know that when Angelina Jolie took a shine to the role, Columbia immediately gave it to her, and assigned screenwriter Kurt Wimmer to redraft the script (obviously changing the lead character's gender and name). Like it or not, Jolie is seen as the most bankable female star on the planet right now. She is being given a lot of credit for the success of this summer's Wanted (which I liked a lot). Sometimes Hollywood misinterprets these things, but that's sort of irrelevant...perception is reality, and if studios think Jolie's worth it, then she'll have the power to snap up projects she likes and even get them re-written to suit her.

It might almost be cooler if they left the lead character a man...but I suppose that would defeat the purpose of casting a woman lots of men supposedly drool over. The plot, if you're interested, involves a CIA operative (Jolie) who is suspected of being a Russian spy. It's good that Cruise backed away from this...I think everyone's pretty much sick of him in this kind of part after the Mission: Impossible flicks. I frankly can't think of any type of role people aren't sick of Cruise in by now. Maybe his bit part as a fat, angry studio boss in Tropic Thunder will launch him on a new career as a comic actor. Or maybe he'll just quit movies and devote himself to his cult full-time.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jolie has a serious case of tranny-face. They could have just left the lead role as a man and no one would have noticed the difference.

Anonymous said...

Another movie I won't bother to go see...everytime I see that woman, I picture her kissing her brother....

Anonymous said...

She's free to take all the roles she wants. It's not as if she has six small children to look after. (Place eye-roll emoticon here.)

Anonymous said...

Better her, than that couch-jumping, control-freaking, cult-worshipping, closet-huddling midget any day.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean she's not gonna be using her count chocula accent? Bah, humbug. So make for taking time off.

Anonymous said...

Whoops. Meant so much for taking time off.

Anonymous said...

I for One do not find A.J to be a credible Actress ( except for Girl Interrupted ) It's quite disturbing how the World is Worshipping this Child Hoarding, Physcho bitch. The World is clearly
taking too much Xanax.

Talented Actresses who are NOT Media Whores or Batshit Crazy= Cate Blanchette, Charlize Theron, Gwenyth Paltrow and Jennifer Garner.

annie a. said...

Is this a recent picture with the purple fucking shirt? I can't take it anymore.

Anonymous said...

You guys seem so angry... You must have very sad lives...

annie a. said...

10:14 You seem so humorless, you must have a very serious life.

Anonymous said...

10:14, Your Friends & Family must Looooove listening to you WHINE! I mean.... I mean, I'm sure you're a lot of Fun to Hang out with. NOT!

Anonymous said...

the woman is gold, admit it, she has substance, she made her own way in life and matured, people are attracted to that, stop hanging in the past, we fans and media love her, your hatred is just sickening and show your inner self, i hope you don't work around children, you should learn and grow like Angelina has, good luck to that entire family.

Anonymous said...

She probably knows how not to create a run-on sentence too, 3:10--Try a punctuation mark other than a comma once in a while.

Anonymous said...

3:10 I think you mean golden. Typical of a fan of Angelina to get everything wrong. She did not work hard or earn anything. She got movie parts because her father was in the business and she fucked and sucked her way for other. You loons always talk about not living in the past, yet that is where most of you dwell, If you're really interested in living for the now you would lay off JA.

Angelina and Brad should not be allowed to be around children. That 3rd world freak show of theirs is cruel and unusual punishment for young minds. You might want people to forget but, Mangie is a lesbian and those feelings won't ever go away.