Dirty dog John Mayer in one of millions of pictures that will be taken of him without Jennifer Aniston. People think Aniston was just having a fling with Mayer and isn't busted up about their split. I don't think so. I think she thought he was the one and she was going to change him and he would settle down and make babies with her and she would go on tour with him and the babies in the bus and it would be cool like the Partridge Family or some shit. Well the joke's on her because Mayer ain't into that. He has an itch and the only way to scratch it is by sticking his meat into as many girl-holes as possible. I wonder which famous piece of ass he will next set his sights on? Probably someone from Gossip Girl...or perhaps he will try to pry Lindsay Lohan away from Sam Ronson's vagina.
Solo Mayer
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:54 AM
Labels: Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
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6 comments:
wow, that was harsh! DD owes me $10 of Halloween candy if they are not married by then. I am gonna wait. I hate Johns shaved head too. Maybe she dumped him for trying to look like Brad? I would! I totally called this and they won't ever get back t'gthr or at the least they will never marry. He may never marry. Maybe George Clooney is his hero?
John Mayer is Fug. No great loss! but J.A is naive' to picking the right guy. She really picks dirtbags.
He is such a shitstain. He better have a dick like a Pringles can so these chicks at least get SOMETHING out of dating him.
And why is he looking all sad? It's as if he thinks girlfriends should ENJOY being cheated on.
He's a complete **s hole .
He is only out to put notches on his bedpost..his relationships never last very long..shes better off without him..Im sure she was warned by everyone she knows..so maybe its not bothering her all that much...
anon 3:35...Mickey Avalon fan???
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