Dirty dog John Mayer in one of millions of pictures that will be taken of him without Jennifer Aniston. People think Aniston was just having a fling with Mayer and isn't busted up about their split. I don't think so. I think she thought he was the one and she was going to change him and he would settle down and make babies with her and she would go on tour with him and the babies in the bus and it would be cool like the Partridge Family or some shit. Well the joke's on her because Mayer ain't into that. He has an itch and the only way to scratch it is by sticking his meat into as many girl-holes as possible. I wonder which famous piece of ass he will next set his sights on? Probably someone from Gossip Girl...or perhaps he will try to pry Lindsay Lohan away from Sam Ronson's vagina.
Thursday, August 14, 2008