Barack Obama has reportedly asked crazy-ass Joss Stone to write him a campaign song. "Joss is a big supporter of Barack Obama and was very excited to be asked to do this for him," a source said. "He sent a personal message asking her to get on board. He has always admired her music and thinks she is the perfect choice because of her unique appeal to black and white voters. She believes he is going to be the first black American president and she is honoured to be a part of that."
I don't want to start rumors...but Barack Obama sure spends a lot of time emailing young white women. Okay, maybe he doesn't want to hook up with Joss...maybe he really wants her to write him a song. Maybe he's "always admired her music" and "thinks she appeals to black and white voters." She's also big with wrestling fans after that headbutt at the baptism. If you ask me Barack wants to be the dark meat in a Scarlett Johansson-Joss Stone sandwich.
People Are Gonna Start Talking...
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 9:57 AM
Labels: Barack Obama, Joss Stone, Scarlett Johansson
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5 comments:
WTF is he thinking?
wait, is joss an american? i thought she was brishit?
She's also a complete psycho slut.
I can't wait until he admits to the affair but not the baby. Wah.
uh.. when did she ever appeal to the black and white voters? it's one of those things again where old people get it wrong and think the young crowd will find this collaboration so hip and appealing. bzz.
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