Even K-Mart Won't Carry This Crap

Thursday, August 28, 2008


Tara Reid has announced that she's coming out with her own clothing line, to be called "Mantra." "All the clothes will mean something," Tara explained. "Red shirts mean love, white is peace, green is for luck - you get the picture." What's the color for drunk off your ass?

I have to think Tara was joking about this - I refuse to believe anyone would actually lay out money for Tara Reid to have her own clothing line. And if someone actually did...well, there is just way too much money in the world. We need to start burning some of it to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

The bikini's will say "single and ready to mingle." Tara wrote it herself, she's a genius. Gonna be a billionairehead.

DirtyDisher