I usually hate blind items because they're gutless and I always assume they're just made up anyway - but there was such a juicy one this morning on Page 6 that I had to reprint it. The item:
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut.
I offer Christian Bale as a guess only because I could see him as an ass-rapist. I don't know why. Something about his face just screams "I'm capable of horrible anal assault." And we know he has anger issues.