Jamie Lynn Spears took baby Maddie on her first trip to Wal-Mart yesterday. Those who aren't white trash have no idea what a huge deal that is. It's like your first communion only ten times bigger and with a lot more lead-tainted toys and huge vats of ketchup. "One day you will work here little Maddie," Jamie Lynn whispered to her daughter, "and you will get a 15% discount. Then you will buy mommy lots and lots of Diet Coke and tampons." You gotta dream big.
Big Day for Baby
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 11:00 AM
Labels: Jamie Lynn Spears, Maddie Briann
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She even wore the traditional "coochie cutter" shorts that rednecks love. It really showcases their cellulite. Bravo, you elegant lady!
I know when I wear shorts I like there to be the BARE MINIMUM of fabric between my vagina and the general public. Don't even try to act like you don't like it!
So Disturbing! Whether it's White Trash or a HoodRatt.
Fucking redneck dipshit. Fucking redneck dipshit-enabling Wal-Mart. ARRGH... I hate this stupid family and their beloved sweatshop so goddamn much.
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