Kim Kardashian was rushed to the hospital last night after putting her foot through a glass coffee table in her hotel room. The dumb bitch required stitches to close the gash and now her participation in the new season of Dancing With the Stars is in doubt. Why can't she dance now? If Heather Mills can do it with a wooden leg, Kardashian should be able to go out there with a little boo-boo on her tootsie. Clearly this bitch is not committed to dancing with the stars.
Someone needs to explain to Kimmy that a glass coffee table is not able to support very much weight and therefore should not be used as a stage for an impromptu strip tease. Cause you know that's what the dumb fuck was doing when all this happened.
Monday, August 25, 2008