Kim Kardashian was rushed to the hospital last night after putting her foot through a glass coffee table in her hotel room. The dumb bitch required stitches to close the gash and now her participation in the new season of Dancing With the Stars is in doubt. Why can't she dance now? If Heather Mills can do it with a wooden leg, Kardashian should be able to go out there with a little boo-boo on her tootsie. Clearly this bitch is not committed to dancing with the stars.
Someone needs to explain to Kimmy that a glass coffee table is not able to support very much weight and therefore should not be used as a stage for an impromptu strip tease. Cause you know that's what the dumb fuck was doing when all this happened.
At Least Her Ass is Okay
Monday, August 25, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:36 AM
Labels: Kim Kardashian
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Are this bitches 15 minutes anywhere near being used up?
That 15 minutes, unfortunately, lasts years, sometimes decades. What is she famous for exactly other than having a father who helped keep a murderer out of prison, and having an abnormal sized ass?
Let me guess.. the glass table was prolly secured to the floor in case of a quake...
Kim is set to star in a new movie. "Sluts with big butts".
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