Aniston's New Lips

Monday, August 11, 2008


John Mayer
must've made some remark to Jennifer Aniston about her lips cause she went out and got them plumped. Or maybe she's just been hanging around with Hayden Panettiere's dad. She looks absurd. Plus she opens herself up to comparisons with Angelina and her famous lips and that's not good for her. Another shallow twat.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wtf is wrong with those celebrity women? Why the hell would anyone pay money to have their lips turned into a swollen, festering looking a-hole? And if I had Jolie's lips I'd be getting those suckers scaled down a little. She looks like she's got fish envy.

Anonymous said...

It looks like she's just wearing lip liner to me. Are the same sources claiming she had her lips done the same sources who claimed she was pregnant and marrying John Mayer?

Anonymous said...

"John Mayer must've made some remark to Jennifer Aniston about her lips cause she went out and got them plumped."

Lips are never plump enough for men. Especially when they are wrapped around our weiners.

Anonymous said...

she may be wearing new lipstick or lipliner or a plumping lipstick/gloss. I don't think they look altered. If she was gonna do that it would be waaay more obvious! And Jen would be a little more aware of the AJ comparisons to even go there.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't look to me like she has had anything done, if she wanted to look like Jolie, she would have to pump a quart of lube into her lips, and get pregnant by a married man..

Anonymous said...

That upper lip is definitely plumper and fuller. Her lips are normally much thinner. Her "cupid's-bow" looks puffy. Not normal for her at all.

Anonymous said...

I hate John how have spit up with Jen. Hope you met a really man soon and have child. John I hpe to you met a girl how hurt you so very much that you crying. Hope you sleep good to night and dont come to Sweden. We love you Jen

Anonymous said...

the women needs to go away, seriously, there is nothing to her, lips and everything else, she is a pathetic loser, brad made a horrible mistake, thank god he came to his senses and left, jen has no substance, can't act, self absorbed, manley, greedy and ugly, men who date her find that out, they are intelligent men, who need more.

Anonymous said...

Haven't you noticed? She has a different chin! She used to be Chinzilla -- now her face is of regular proportion. Plus she's had her nose done like three times. She was much cuter to begin with. I don't know why she doesn't get that. Now she just looks boring and overdone.

Anonymous said...

Poor Aniston. I call it the "Angie Envy.'' It was always evident to me that the reason she blames Angie for all her problems is because she envies the poor laddy's look. Angie is Hollywood's standard for beauty. Plastic surgeons will tell you that the most requested look among Hollywood women is Angie's. They are all buying her God's given full lips; Aniston, Lisa Rhinna, Jessica Simpson, Meg Ryan, Megan Fox, Lidsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, Melonnie Griffith, Kim Kardashian, Joan Rivers, Paris Hilton, to list a few. All you have to do is look at their pictures from years back.. How sad, especially for Aniston, who even as grossly fallible as she is, is always painted as perfect. "American sweet heart," right. What a Joke. That to me, is a title Jolie can wear better. Unlike Aniston, she's very real, humble, down to earth and very unpretentious.


I think it's high time Aniston realizes that all her relationship issues are deeply rooted in her relationship with her parents. Aniston just can't keep using Jolie as a scape goat. She can't keep using Jolie to cover up the fact that even with two living parents, all her holidays are always spent with the cox's. Why? She says she believes in karma, so does she think banning her mother from her wedding, regardless of the reasons, was "honoring " her, like the Bible says. Talking of Karma.

Her ex Brad often said their marriage was over a couple of years before their separation. She recently admitted they were" 7 good but complicated years," which is in union with what her ex said all along. But she willingly extends a warm hand of friendship to a man who supposedly left her, while painting Jolie as a home wrecker who stole her husband. What rational woman does that?

Chances are that Brad and Jolie probably became intimate before the divorce was final, but Aniston was doing the same with Vince, so who is she to judge. She claimed they were "just friends" but then pictures of her sitting on Vince's crouch, while her divorce was still pending surfaced. I seriously doubt that any respectable woman would seat on the crouch of any man they're not intimate with.

Aniston should move on with her freaking life. Brad and Angie are together now and they have six beautiful children to prove it. Claiming she'll "always love" a man who left her and openly seeking his friendship, while puking vernon on his new lady, is nothing but an act of bitterness and vindictiveness. Go get a life Aniston.