Aniston Denials

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Jennifer Aniston's people are denying rampant tabloid/blog reports that she's pregnant and getting set to marry John Mayer. The crap is mostly coming out of OK! Magazine which claims the wedding will be "low-key" and that Aniston will wear Vera Wang. Anyone who knows anything about anything knows the reports aren't true. Mayer ain't silly enough to knock Aniston up and he sure as hell ain't silly enough to marry her. Those dreams may come true for Jen one day but John ain't gonna be the one who does it. I give that relationship another three months tops.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have respect her if she didnt whore up with different men after her divorce and no I dont care for adulterers Brad and Angie either.

You are late on the Morgan Freeman divorce news.

Anonymous said...

I dont get what women see in John Mayer.

Anonymous said...

Whether the marriage/pregnancy rumors are true or not, the fact that Aniston is front page news right now must have Skankelina on the verge of a brain seizure. That vein on her fivehead will explode if she can't find a way to knock Aniston off her media pedestal asap.

Anonymous said...

Jen does look a Little...uhm... curvy~ I hope it's true,then maybe the Media will Leave the Poor Woman alone.

Anonymous said...

She has somehow had her chin shortened and now her face - once unique and very pretty -- is totally average-looking. Poor Hollywood chicks. They never understand that they are famous because they were already beautiful. They're so insecure, they make themselves into something else, as she has done.

Anonymous said...

Well mayer is obviously retarded. He should be bangin jen silly (twice a day) with a body like that. I'm sure jen would release mayer from any responsibility. She just wants his sperm.

Anonymous said...

Jen is so f'n hot in this picture. If one could only stop her from talking, she would be the ideal woman.

Anonymous said...

4:32????Who are all the men that Jen "whored it up with" when she and Brad seperated???I know of Vince V....who she was with for quite a while..who else???

Anonymous said...

4:32, You're just Jellis' and so am I! The Last time I cked it was the 21rst Century and it was o.k, Just to have some Flings.

Or maybe Women should just Breed lots of blobs & Collect Orphans. Bitch puhaleeeze!

Anonymous said...

Crabbie...if they go past Halloween and are not married. DD owes me $10 worth of sale Halloween candy. You are saying 3 more mos? That puts it clear into November. Hee-Hee...mo candy fo me!