You Can't Fool a Dog

Thursday, July 24, 2008


Jennifer Aniston may be head-over-heels for John Mayer, but her Corgi/terrier Norman apparently isn't. "It's funny because John likes dogs but for some reason Norman has taken a disliking to him," a source said. "Jennifer dotes on Norman and treats him like a child. But she has got to the point where she's had to keep him out if the way if John is around the house."

Jennifer's own instincts are obviously horribly out-of-tune, otherwise she would see Mayer for the heartless cad he is. Maybe the dog will do all womanhood a favor and bite Mayer's dick off.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha that's true, dogs smell people's bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. I'd worry if my dog or cat had a problem with anyone I was seeing. Animals are very sensitive and can sniff out a creep with their eyes closed. Hopefully Aniston takes her dog's hint.

Anonymous said...

Animals can be very possessive of their humans sometimes. I saw that Norman and he looks like an ornery old coot. He has had Jen to himself for a while. Maybe he's just warning John that if he acts like Brad the Cad he'll bite his ass.

annie a. said...

I'd worry if I was this stupid bitch. My cats and my daughter hated my ex-boyfriend. So did my friends and family so I have room to talk. A women in love with a cad is a truly wretched human being. The dog knows...period.