Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new twins Knox and Vivienne were conceived via in vitro fertilization. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon," a source explained. And apparently Brad's sperm count is low. Or maybe he just got tired of fucking a stick-person. All that jabbing and poking.
Okay, so Brad and Angie skipped the whole putting the penis in the vagina thing and went for the sure shot. This is the 21st Century...lots of people do it. Especially rich people who can afford the procedure. Still, everyone's going to read hilarious stuff into this. Brad can't get it done or Angie's actually a lesbian or some other crazy crap. It's natural and harmless.
Whose Idea Was It?
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 11:25 AM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Knox Vivienne
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Well.... DUH! This is News? I'm sure Brangelina got the Invitro People's number from J-low's People. And I'm sure this Fertility Spec. has the exact Formula to make a boy blob & a girl blob. I hope they're Beautiful enough. If not, brangelina can just go buy some Orphans.
The real reason for the IVF was they didn't want to risk another Shiloh fiasco. You know, a baby that looks like hideous Angelina. They used donor eggs and Brad's exquisite sprem and (hopefully) they'll have a more attractive results this time around cutting Angelina out of the picture for all but the "carrying" part of it.
12:54, you may be right. I've seen pictures of A.J pre Plastic Surgery. Also, without stylists, Hair & Mkup ppl, she is really nothing to l@@k at.
Jolie's the most overrated bitch in Hollywood. I've seen pics of her without a stitch of makeup on, and I swear I look better just rolled out of bed first thing in the morning. She can't act for shit and she speaks in an unintelligible manner. She has the IQ of a door knob. The only career she has is promoting herself and whoring out those kids to the highest bidder. And now she looks like a badly aging late 40 something year old. It's true. Hollywood really is dead if this is the best they have to offer.
She knew that doing it the old fashioned way would only get her 1 blob, invitro allowed her to have 2 blobs at a time..She wants what she want when she wants it...she didn't want to go thru 2 pregnancies.
3:31, you took the words right out of my mouth. Real Actors do not have to pimp their kids or themselves out like a cheap whore.
Examples> Cate Blanchette, Charlize Theron,Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Naomi Watts & Gwenyth Paltrow.
Come on, we all know why she got invitro. They druggy, anorexic bitch is not fertile enough to develop her own eggs without the assistance of science! She cares more about her "image" than the safety of her children. How f'd up is that...
Those eggs had to be fertilized outside of Angelina toxic womb so they could have time to strength, away from all the nastiness that I'm sure is there.
12:54 I think you are right because Shiloh was a real let down. She's not that cute and may be slow so so much for hitting the genetic lottery. I think the slow might be Brad's fault though. He looks mildly retarded himself most of the time. The adopted kids aren't exactly cute babies anymore either. That whole families getting fugly as time goes on.
7:46 you're right as well, but I think this is only half the story. I think there was IVF and a surrogate. It wouldn't have been enough just to fertilize the eggs outside of her womb and put them back in for 9 months. I'm thinking it was her assistant Holly who has gone missing.
The above's right right about the adopted kids getting ugly. Esp. Zahara.
And true about Brad Pitt's low IQ appearance. Shiloh's got that vacant look most of the time too.
Re. IVF --I say AJ used Clomid or some ovulation stimulation drugs.
Damn, I love this site, the only sane place on the Internet, with comments about Brangelina that doesn't put them on a fucking pedestal.
Devin-- try Dlisted. It's the same, but about 600 comments per post instead of 6.
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