Who's the Fat Girl With Ryan Phillippe?

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

It's the homewrecker Abbie Cornish. She's like Nicole Kidman with flesh. Actually, she was pretty good in that junkie movie with Heath Ledger. Ryan? He was married to Reese Witherspoon, so he's used to being with women who are way more talented than him.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's like a scoop of vanilla ice-cream, no toppings, melting in a plain white bowl. Snore.

Anonymous said...

kankles and everything! Haha!!! & he thinks Reese sucks? What a loser he is. He deserves this fatso!She looks like a f'g Mormon or some random wild and crazy Amish runaway! Not a pretty site!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

That bitch aint fat. She's fine.

Anonymous said...

She's a homewrecker?
Oh, puh-leeze...

He was busy swinging a wrecking ball through his marriage with his womanizing long before Cornish came on the scene.

Why blame her?

Anonymous said...

Is she a Mormon? LMFAO-

Anonymous said...

Reese is a garden gnome who deliberately got pregnant to trap Ryan. Abbey, although, this picture doesn't show it is a very beautiful normal looking woman. Why would a man regret being with an angry little gnome when he has a human to sleep with. Reese is a Type A ugly control freak.