Take a Hint, Jess

Monday, July 21, 2008


Jessica Simpson made her debut as a country singer at something called Country Thunder in Kenosha, Wisconsin. The former pop princess attempted to compensate for her lack of country chops by wearing Daisy Dukes, but this failed to distract the beer-swilling fans who'd assembled to hear the headliner, Sara Evans. "She's an embarrassment to country music," said one concertgoer of Simpson, with another adding, "It's crap. She doesn't belong here." Maybe she should've tried a pole dance?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only reason to talk about or even mention this tranny and it's dysfunctional Family is for a good efffing laugh.

p.s and someone needs to tell this ugly slut, she's too fat for that outfit.

Anonymous said...

LOL - look at how fucking stupid she looks.

Anonymous said...

Face it, it's time for porn. She is out of options.