Some Links

Cristian de la Fuente kisses a cow. I don't know who he is either. The cow's not Mariah Carey. Gabby Babble

Jane Seymour tells Angelina to gain weight. Angelina tells Jane to shut up and eat her applesauce. Bricks and Stones

Jake Gyllenhaal...gay, under-dressed and clearly inebriated. Gravy and Biscuits

Eddie Murphy misses the premiere of Meet Dave. Even he can't stand his movies. Hollywire

Tom Jones deflowed Elvira. Who didn't he deflower? Dirty Disher

Pete Doherty rides a horse, doesn't fall off. Agent Bedhead

Sally Struthers is fat, doesn't have a computer, is fat. I'm Bringing Blogging Back