Matthew McConaughey's current fuck Camila Alves gave birth Monday night to a son. The kid was born in L.A. (not on a beach in Costa Rica with the bongos playing and the reefer reefing?) and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz..
Sorry Matthew, but your kid came too fast after Nicole Kidman's. She's much bigger than you to begin with, and then you timed it bad. And everyone's still waiting for Angelina. You got totally overshadowed. And when will you be dumping Camilla?
McConaughey is a Dad
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 8:36 AM
Labels: Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey
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Angie is not happy about all of this Competition. If any more Priviledged Blobs are born, Angie will have to go buy an Ugly Orphan. Just Remember! People ne & O.K Magagazine are Angie's Territory.
- James Voight' Haven
He looks like he smells bad.
Wow, he doesn't seem the type to date an African-American woman.
..being a redneck and all.
McConaughey sure likes that brown meat. Just sayin.
I think ol mathew is gay.
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