Madonna and Guy Ritchie are as kaput as kaput can be. Of course, Madonna is not one to let her vagina get lonely...so she had to have another dick lined up. And that dick apparently belongs to the baseball player Alex Rodriguez.
Mr. Rodriguez, or "A-Rod" as I'm told he is known, has reportedly been sneaking out in the middle of the night to visit Madonna at her Central Park West apartment. He, like Madonna, is married and has kids.
Madonna has a long history of banging athletes, going back to her days with cross-dressing freakbag Dennis Rodman. Paging Posh: Don't leave David alone with Madonna!
Apparently, Mr. A-Rod is a big history buff. He's bagged himself a mummy. A mummy who could twist his head off like a bottle cap.
Madonna's New Bat-Boy
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 10:38 AM
Labels: Alex Rodriguez, Guy Ritchie, Madonna
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She was also obsessed with Jose Cansenco of the Oakland A's way back in the day.
no...Madonna is only obsessed with madonna! thats it. End of story!
Is this a Mid Life Crisis a little Late?
She used to be obsessed with hispanics - back in the late 80s she would be driven around the east village in a limo and pick up latino guys, have her way with them in the car, then throw them out. A-rod better proceed with caution...
madonna is fugged out. A rod has lost his game fuckin that old hag. How is he gittin away with this in front of his wife.
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