The now-apparently-estranged wife of Alex Rodriguez is telling her friends that Madonna employed Kabbalah as a means of brainwashing Alex into become her new boy-toy.
"I believe he was having an affair with Madonna," Cynthia Rodriguez told a friend. "She said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soulmate.'"
"I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia allegedly went on. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."
Hmm...there might be some truth to this. First of all, we know Kabbalah is very powerful. Second of all...Madonna is about as cold and calculating as they come, so if she did brainwash Alex, that's probably how he would wind up too.
Oh, and he would have a constant hard-on that only Madonna's chasm-like mummy-poon could satisfy.
Madonna's Kabbalah Seduction
Friday, July 04, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 11:03 AM
Labels: Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez, Madonna
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It would be just like this whore to start jumping on another man's dick to satisfy her need for "love" and ego pumping admiration. If he has a very large dick. all the better. She can tell Guy all about how much better sex is with a LARGE dick along with all the other criticisms. If this guy is really successful, healthier, and handsomer..... all the more for her to "prove" Guy's unworthiness to the world.
"...sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father." HUH? It's not the first time he's been caught cheating. I recall he was caught with a very buxom blonde about a year ago.
You just got to know maddona is using the strap-on with alex, and he is lovin it.
if his wife found said letter to madonna, then it was never delivered. Right? I think this whole thing is true tho. Her & Guy are in denial right now but the truth will come out in the wash. They just don't wanna be caught separating at the same time as the A-Rods! Madonna & A-Rod are guilty and neither of them are angels or call fidelity a friend anyway, so who cares? She likes dark meat Guy, get over it!
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