L.A. Police Chief Knows His Celebs

Thursday, July 31, 2008


L.A. police chief William Bratton knows why paparazzi activity has quieted down in his city...it's because their favorite targets are no longer so interesting:

If you notice, since Britney [Spears] started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris [Hilton] is out of town not bothering anybody anymore — thank God — and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

Bratton obviously follows celeb news pretty closely. So he thinks it's real between Lindz and Sam? I wonder what he thinks of Shia's problems. And Charlie and Denise. Gosh, he must have a lot of time on his hands. Being police chief of a major, crime-ridden city is apparently not that taxing a job.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, one would think that he would have more things to occupy his time... Then again, I guess it's been really boring in the ol' LAPD ever since the Crips and Bloods had that big "bury the hatchet" picnic. There was pimento cheese and ginger ale and oh-so-much merriment.

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