Jennifer Aniston is showing her true colors again...primarily the greener shades.
It all happened while Aniston's boyfriend John Mayer was warming up before his Hyde Park gig in London on Sunday: Kimberly Stewart, the slutty daughter of public boob-licker Rod, wormed her way backstage and began sniffing around the lady-killing faux-bluesman. Love-crazed Aniston caught sight of trampy Stewart and nearly went through the roof.
"John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player," a source told The Mirror.
"She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again.
"Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt - she couldn't bear it to happen again."
John did the only thing he could...ask security to chase Kimberly away. One fleeting whiff of John's irresistible man-musk was not enough for Stewart however. Ten minutes later she was back at the side of the stage taking pictures and taunting Aniston.
"[Kimberly] had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass," the source reported.
"Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle.
"He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of [Stewart] at all costs.
"Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?'
"She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."
A question: Why would Aniston behave so jealously if she didn't have fears that John was one good poon-sniff away from dumping her for good? She knows perfectly well what Mayer is. This situation is going to deteriorate in a hurry.
Ah, sweet carnage.
7 comments:
Kim is just so rank. I'd want that COCKroach removed too.
Why would she think she even had a chance? John is definitely a player but I've never seen him linked to a no-talent bottom-feeder like Kim.
Huh, its funny, I always thought he dated Jessica Simpson for a while...
ZING! Nice one Ed. However, while I am NOT a fan of Jessica's, she is lightyears more appealing than Kim. Jess's music may suck donkey balls but at least she is famous from her own effort. And Jessica is considered hot (if only for her tits) by the majority of straight males (who can overlook her man-chin).
Kim is known for:
*being Rod's rat-faced daughter
*being a friends w/ Paris (barf)
*crashing a motorcycle on the red carpet
*dating captain saggy balls
*screwing Tommy Lee
*having no tits
Now I have to go shower to remove the shame of defending Jess.
I would have to have Kim Stewart removed too, I could not be in the same room as that Ratt faced whore.
And why does she deserve to be backstage? Just because she's Rod Stewart's slutty daughter?!
I still think J.A can do better than John Mayer but judging from the Pictures I've seen, she's into him.
john,
get her phone number so you can ass rape her later.
The simpering smirk on Mayer's face says it all. He's playing Jennifer and he doesn't give a shit. He wanted some more famous tail. Nothing more. Jennifer falling "head over heels" is just delusion on her part. It's nothing but a spike in hormones and she is not thinking straight. He's a smug prick.
Bad judgment on Jennifer's part if she is really falling for this serial dater of famous blondes. Plus, his music suck donkey balls.
Post a Comment