Brad Cut the Cords

Monday, July 14, 2008


The gushy reports of what went on in the delivery room as Angie had her C-section are coming out.

"It was an epidural, so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy," said Dr. Michel Sussman.

Brad then took on the task of cutting the umbilical cords.

"He was perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional," reported Sussman.

Is cutting an umbilical cord a big deal? Can that go wrong in some way? Do you want a non-professional doing that? Do you eat that afterward like a sausage? Some people eat the placenta don't they? I think Tom did. If Brad and Angie really wanted to raise some money for the world's orphans, they'd have made a video of all this and sold that fucker. $20 million would've been nothing.

6 comments:

Devin said...

Missed opportunity for him to end his misery. This close to her with a sharp instrument and he limited it to cutting the cord. Bastard!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the hysteria because a woman gave birth to twins..it happens every day. With pussy-whipped Brad cutting the cords, he just dug himself deeper into the Hell that is his life.

Anonymous said...

Wtf happened to his face?

Anonymous said...

This is an OLD picture of Brad Pitt Face.

Can you Imagine Skankalina's Insides. LOL! God only knows what else was in there, besides two blobs.

p.s I agree with 12:24, The Hysteria about this Whore having invitro blobs is more than over the top.

Anonymous said...

If you hear brad interviewed more than 10 minutes, it becomes boring. He has done some good work in New Orleans though.

Anonymous said...

The media acts like these are the first twins to ever be born...and he is the first dad to cut the umbilical cords..sad