Reps for Jennifer Aniston are dismissing a Page 6 report that has the eternally lovelorn actress poking around in boyfriend John Mayer's guitar case and discovering a bunch of his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson's love letters to him.
"Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery," a source told Page 6. "The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written."
You can stop right there. First of all, there's no way Jessica Simpson penned "touching" and "well-written" letters. She didn't write any letters to anyone about anything. Second, there's no way in hell Mayer would keep them in his guitar case. Why? So he could read them and remember the lovely few months he spent with his face buried in her tits? Why would he need letters when he has all those videos?
Of course we want to believe the story...because it's more Jennifer Aniston suffering and that stuff never gets old. I'm picturing Jen opening the case and finding the letters...she's curious at first, then a look of consternation begins to dawn. She reads. Her brow hardens. Her lips pull tight. Rage flares in her eyes like the fires of Hell.
Yeah, too good to be true.
Aniston Discovers Simpson-Mayer Love Letters
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 9:54 AM
Labels: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer
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Come On! Leave Jennifer alone already. The poor woman was cheated on publically but I still do not believe she is playing a Victim or that she is as hopeless & desperate as the blogs & the media would like EVERYONE to believe. So she's not barefoot & popping out blobs or collecting ugly orphans... I'd rather live Jen's life.
I have no idea why anyone keeps old love letters period. When it's over, it's over. Trash them and move on. What's the point? Mayer is a whiner though, and an "artist". Maybe he needs to refer to them for song ideas? If I was her and found them in his guitar case? I would say, "John, why don't you go back to her OR fuck yourself. Whichever you prefer." But then that's just the kind of bitch I am.
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