Angelina Safe from Paps

Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice has declared its star patient, Angelina Jolie, safe from the prying eyes of paps.

"It is impossible to see into Mr. Brad Pitt and Mrs. Angelina Jolie's room," a rep for the hospital said. "So any picture released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi or they are pictures of other patients. We hope this is clearly understood out of respect for all patients in this clinic."

Angelina's privacy has been secured, it's reported, via a special insulated window coating that prevents cameras from being able to see through. The other patients don't even have windows...just empty holes.

The city of Nice and the Lenval hospital are acting more star-struck than the most insane red carpet autograph fiend. I'm shocked the hospital hasn't booted all the other patients, and that the city hasn't had its name changed to Jolieville. I also wish the bitch would just have the twins because I'm sick to death of reading about her pregnancy. I swear, she's holding those kids in on purpose just to drive me insane.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you Crabbie..Im sick of hearing about her everyday. Im also glad they can't take pics of her in her room, with James Haven in France we might see more than we bargained for..if you get my meaning....

Anonymous said...

Funny how the hospital says out of respect to they and other patients but say that perceived photos could be of other patients.

Anonymous said...

I'm just Thankful for blogs that aren't full of Angeloonies. Brangelina are so over rated and I really hope they stay in France & really retire this time-

Anonymous said...

Safe from the papparazzi? When the hell do we get to be safe from her?

annie a. said...

This picture here is just the type that make the loonies go wild. Notice the eyes literally drooling with compassion. I don't think even a truly compassionate person could LOOK half as compassionate. It's uh...kind of...ummm. TOO much. Basically she is a phony piece of shit, posing as a saint.

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