In Touch is reporting "exclusively" that Angelina had twins at 6pm French time today, delivering by Cesarean section. Brad was present for the birth. The usual blah-blah about the babies being healthy, everything fine. She was supposed to wait until Tuesday but I guess that was misinformation. In Touch got their report from sources inside the hospital in Nice. Bidding for the first pictures of the twins is now up to $20 million.
Update: Jolie had a boy and a girl (all along we were hearing it was two girls...more lies). She named them Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Knox? It's Brad's grandfather's middle name. That's reaching. Marcheline is of course Angie's mom.
Update: Angelina Had the Babies
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 7:46 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
21 comments:
ah, cs. Don't dilate the vagina and risk dying from a blood clot or infection.
Oh my god!! A woman had her babies! How unusual and certainly worth millions of dollars.
I weep for society.
God bless anyone who is born onto this Earth
My wife has had 4 c-sections due to not being able to turn the first kid to get him into the birth canal. Once you've had one, you pretty much have to have any more the same way.
But I think hemmoroid/fishlips just didn't want to stretch her twat so that she might retain some reedemable virtue...
I cant wait to see the baby picture.
actually she had a boy and a girl..Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline..I guess all the boys names will end in X..how ridiculous..
Oh praise the lord. How does that skeletal insect of a woman manage to survive pregnancy and childbirth at all is beyond me. Maybe because she is basically DEAD already but doesn't have the sense to lay down.
She named the boy-blob after Fort Knox - cause she expects to pimp them out so much during their miserable ives!
What, no peace truces or the sky opening up and showering gold because the slut gave birth.
Damn, I slept through the most amazing thing that has ever happened, Angelina giving birth t twins. This is truly a miraculous time we live in a woman actually gave birth.
So Saint Angelina had a boy blob too! I'm the brangeloonies see this as the Second coming. Get the candles & the Shrines out and pray to brangelina and the Rainbow, kid collection.
p.s These blobs better make lots of money or Adoptalina is going to buy a new Orphan.
10:38 You must be referring to the empty pathetic souls at Just Jared. Crabbie, you should post a permanent link to that site!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/13/vivienne-marcheline-knox-leon-jolie-pitt/#comments
I cannot believe it. Many of the Looney Toons were literally up all night awaiting the birth. They don't realize they are literally feeding an enormous parasite with their constant flattering.
Annie,
Holy Shit! I just checked out Just Jared & Perez, these brangeloonies are effing Crazy! Someone on X17 made an intelligent Concession, they posted a msg claiming that most Internet Angeloonies are Lesbians who would like to get with Angelina. It makes sense, since they do not seem that into Brad Pitt face. And yes. This Worship stuff is only feeding one of the World's biggest Narcissists. Very Dangerous. God help those kids.
So much for the 20 mil they were hoping for. All they got was 11 mil. So does that mean there's just not THAT much interest in those idiot skanks anymore?
You guys are brave, I couldn't make myself go to JJ or Perez for fear that I would vomit at all of the adulation for this bitch.
How will she Insult these two? I predict Mommy Dearest will end up with Bad PostPartum Depression again. This Whore is a Loose Cannon. Wait Until this Rainbow Collection of hers gets older. These two dimwits > brangelina < are completely Delusional. Lets hope they have the Best of Nannies. I really hope the Orphanages BAN them from WHOREding more kids.
You guys don't realize that being the world's most Godly saint is a lot of work. She needs to continually be serving the poor and will undoubtedly encourage her latest progeny (and all the oh-so-blessed who came before) to carry on her (and to a lesser degree; Brad's) great *ahem* humanitarian work.
It's no wonder she has no time to give her FATHER (the children's grandfather) the time of day. She's way too busy proving that someone as magnanimous, unselfish, compassionate, kind and--basically such a great humanitarian-could not possibly need therapy. I'm sure her father understands that he is simply unworthy at this point. He can always pick up the magazine with the royal children's pictures and maybe cut and past them next to a picture of himself and ya know...just pretend.
Pitt & Jolie... the two most over rated people on this planet.
Where's your shopped pic???
welcome to the wow power leveling, cheap service site, buy cheap wow gold,wow gold,world of warcraft power leveling buy wow power leveling
Post a Comment