Media mogul Tyra Banks is joining forces with MySpace/YouTube tramp Miley Cyrus to create a new teencentric talk show.
"Miley already has a huge following among teen girls, so her show would likely be successful," a source said. "Tyra sees Miley's potential."
Miley's first guest? Annie Leibovitz.
"So Annie, tell me. What did it feel like to corrupt my morals?"
Then Billy Ray comes out in a clown suit, dumps a bucket of pudding on Annie's head and drags her out back.
In the meantime...could someone explain to me how the fuck Tyra Banks ever became as big as she is? This vapid bitch's popularity is only slightly less perplexing than the mystery of Judge Crater.
Thursday, June 26, 2008