Sarah Larson Thought George Clooney Was Going to Marry Her

Sarah Larson is said to be devastated after getting thrown away by George Clooney.

“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped,” a friend said. “She’s really upset."

Poor stupid dope. Well, at least she still has a great career as a...um...uh...well, at least she still has her looks.

(The above picture was taken this weekend at some kind of big opening in Las Vegas. Yes, Sarah is still a red carpet attraction even without George. And guess who else was at the opening? Verne Troyer!)

(George is much smarter than his Hollywood brethren. He knows that if you don't marry them, you don't have to pay them huge divorce settlements. So you get the nookie, and you get to hold onto the money.)