Orlando Bloom's body language is not very subtle. If that ain't a "I'm gonna bang this chick" pose, I don't know what is.
And Liz Hurley...you're not royalty hon, so why don't you lose the crown? You didn't marry a prince...you married some rich Hindu. You'd be a cocktail waitress if there were any justice in the universe.
Friday, June 27, 2008