More On Why Clooney Dumped Larson

Saturday, June 28, 2008


There are more theories as to why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson than there are 9/11 conspiracy scenarios. The latest, from the Enquirer's Mike Walker: Larson started fucking with Clooney's domestic affairs; George found out and wasn't happy.

"Word’s just now drifting out from the star’s inner circle that Sarah, who once depended on tips herself as a scantily clad booze-server in Vegas, suddenly started acting like the future Missus Clooney around The Man’s household, cruelly ordering cutbacks to the hefty gratuities Generous George regularly lavishes on his personal staff," Walker reports.

"For months, Clooney had no clue about Stingy Sarah’s sly cutbacks, but when worried staffers finally asked one of his higher-ups if the boss had trimmed everyone’s tips because he was unhappy with their work, the whistle finally blew loudly in the star’s ear and he went ballistic - raging that NO ONE had the right to countermand his orders! Just days after Clooney’s shocking discovery, it was suddenly 'See ya, Sarah!'"

Either Sarah Larson is evil, or someone is trying awfully hard to paint her as evil. Maybe the bust-up with George was more acrimonious than we thought and George is trying to crush her by having his people leak these stories about her. Sarah should come back by saying George has a small pee-pee or that he's gay or wears He-Man jammies or something.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does any of this really matter? She is and always be a whore , who for a time, was a beard. Fuck fat ass mike walker.

Anonymous said...

I care, dammit! When is the ho coming out with a tell-all? I want George, Tom, John, and Jake outed -with pictures, babee

Anonymous said...

If this is true, Good for George. What a fucking skank! She's not the Celebrity or the one with all the Money. And George treating his Employees so well is Honorable.

Anonymous said...

Georges looks have gone downhill fast. Guess all those cocks rammed up his ass have cum home to roost.

Anonymous said...

Don't you think he was really embarrassed when those nasty photos of her emerged. He probably waited a decent amount of time so that people wouldn't connect the photos with the bust up.

Anonymous said...

Brotha lookin all like Mr. Rogers up in this bitch.

I can't imagine him remaining a sex symbol for much longer. Father Time has caught up to you, Clooney, and you're getting the spanking of your life.

Anonymous said...

You can totally read this cunt, I mean book by it's cover. The smile in that picture alone tells me she's nothng but a golddigging whore.

annie a. said...

One thing is for sure. Judging from this picture; Clooney is a phony piece of shit. That smile is so phony and hers is rather presumptuously arrogant. So why did they break up? LOL They were perfect together.

Anonymous said...

No, his smile is real. You can tell by his eyes. Her smile on the other hand is fake as hell. Just from her pictures she looks like somebody I wouldn't like.