More Lohans

Bible-thumping con-man Michael Lohan has told OK! Magazine that his daughters Lindsay and Ali have a half-sister they never knew about.

Creepy Michael confessed to having an affair while married to Dina (shocker). "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child," Michael explained.

OK! then got its hands on some letters Michael sent to the baby mama where he describes his daughter as looking like a combination of Lindsay and his son Cody. No Ali though...thank God for the kid.

The girl's mother has reportedly called on Michael to "take responsibility" for his spawn. Come on lady...everyone knows Michael has no money. He's just a simple man of God. He absolutely does not have millions stashed away in off-shore accounts.

The last thing Michael needs is all the women he's knocked-up over the years coming out of the woodwork. Trust me, this country is absolutely teeming with girls who look suspiciously like Lindsay.