The Mini-Me Sex Tape

Friday, June 27, 2008



Midget actor Verne Troyer is suing TMZ for disseminating a tape of him doing sexual stuff with a regular-sized woman. I don't really get why. This is the best thing for his career since Mike Myers spotted him at the Wizard of Oz convention. And it's even better for his reputation as a man. He should leave it alone.

By the way, I've heard that there's another Troyer sex tape. This one involves a gerbil costume and Richard Gere.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ewww. That's just gross. I'd rather see the tape with Gere and the gerbil.

Anonymous said...

There are just some things I would never expose myself to, and this is one of those things.

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone even care about this freak of nature. I bet half of kinky/ deviant hollywood, has fucked that litte human dildo.

Anonymous said...

They say that even though 'little people' have shorter arms and legs than regular people, the adult males 3-piece set is not so afflicted. I'd like to see the vid just to see if it drags on the floor when he walks across the room in the nude.

Anonymous said...

his dick is nothing to write home about. don't any of you waste your money.