Matt Damon is a Fat-Ass

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Matt Damon has a foolproof plan for winning an Oscar: He'll trick the Academy into thinking he's Philip Seymour Hoffman.

"I'm not Philip Seymour Hoffman...I'm Matt Damon, suckas!"

Ben Affleck snaps his fingers and says, "Why didn't I think of that? Oh right...I'm an idiot."

2 comments:

annie a. said...

Christ, is he really that pasty? Guess he married a six, so he could become a three. Disgusting pig.

Devin said...

Damn Annie, LMFAO over that one. Oh so true.