Madonna and Guy Ritchie have decided to end their seven-year marriage. "They were both very calm," a friend revealed. "Madonna told Guy: 'I'm sorry, I want a divorce.' And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad."
Richie allegedly still harbors hopes that the relationship can be salvaged (yet he gave in so easily?). He is also not expected to go after a big money settlement.
"Guy is a decent bloke, full stop," said a pal. "It's not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He's got too much respect for his wife and children."
Plus he's afraid that Madonna will kick his ass.
Ritchie held on for 7 years with that insufferable monster. I say we give him an award...or a psychological evaluation. He certainly needs a thorough physical exam, and someone should definitely check him for lice.
For Madonna's part...she'll have a lot more free time now that she doesn't have to carry Guy. I'm sure she'll devote that time to a worthy cause...like her continued effort to convert the continent of Africa to Kabbalah.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie End the Charade
Friday, June 27, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 10:46 AM
Labels: Guy Ritchie, Madonna
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and she can put that spare time to use practicing sucking soup thru her gap-teeth! She should invite Vanessa Paradis over and they can practice that together! Girls night! Plus, they both really, really suck! *blech*
will he get his balls back as part of the settlement?
Interesting that she's divorcing him right before her brother publishes his book about life with Madonna, in which he claims her marriage to Ritchie was a sham. Bitch is probably a lesbian or at least bi-sexual. I don't know too many straight women who look that manly.
Her head looks photoshopped on.
so after ruining his career and no way that he can make a film with her in a lead that does not suck, she is dropping him. Experiment over. She needs another director to 'kickstart' her movie career.
Now if only Brangelina would follow suit and fold-up their circus act. Geesh.
He should get major millions for the destruction of his career. The man was completely defenseless the power of her vagina has trapped many a men. None however, has stayed within its grasp this long. He doesn't even have the energy to divorce her. Poor guy probably doesn't even know his name.
So now he can go back to making good films, and she can devote herself to nailing Justin Timberlake, deflowering Jonas, and otherwise terrorizing a whole generation of pop singers.
CapriciousCat
she is a fugly lookin dried up whore.
"Insufferable monster"? LOL That was really good.
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