Jennifer Lopez - Still a Giant Bitch

Monday, June 23, 2008


Pumping out a couple of kids has clearly not mellowed Jennifer Lopez - her bitchiness and monstrous sense of entitlement remain intact. An account of J-Lo's recent trip to the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset's Miracle Mile (via Page 6):

[Jennifer] demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, "Absolutely not." Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing.

It never ceases to amaze me that a person who became rich and famous essentially for having a big ass can be so convinced of their superiority. Honestly Jennifer...what have you ever done? You danced on TV. You were in a few terrible movies. You made plastic music. And yet the world is supposed to bow to you like royalty?

George Carlin is dead but Jennifer Lopez lives on. Where are those fucking razor blades?

9 comments:

brett said...

Yeah, and I remember some interview where she said, "I'm just a simple girl from the Bronx." Go to hell J-Lo.

Anonymous said...

jlow is just another over rated Pain in the Ass! Like Brangelina, skelator & jlow are nothing but over the top, Narcissistic, Media Whores who think WAY too highly of themselves.

Anonymous said...

Jlo, Brangelina, and let us not forget the whiny, worthless, pains in the ass that are Keira Knighly, Maggie Gyllenbeast, and Fishsticks Paltrow. They do nothing but wear make-up and pretend (often badly) to be other people. I know my $10.50 doesn't make that much of a difference but I refuse to see any film these freaks are in.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 1:38. Not only do I not see any of those assholes in the theatre (and more, but the list is too long to go into) but I will not rent or download those movies, or even watch them on Cable. I can't suspend disbelief long enough to enjoy the movie anyway, so why put money in a narcissistic asshole's pocket if I don't have to?

Anonymous said...

2:14 and 1:38....huh..I thought I was the only one who did that. Good to know.

Anonymous said...

all that bitching and complaining and she goes out with THOSE roots? So, thats OK tho? She's hard to figure out. I'd stab myself in the eye if I had to work for her.

Anonymous said...

She may think she is 'entitled' because the poor thing believes she is an entertainer. In fact, her name is associated with nothing more than the fact that she has a big ass, and there are plenty of other Latinas walking around the Bronx with big asses. The only difference is Jlow can afford better clothes.

Anonymous said...

she came to Atlantic City one time and when her husband went to tip a dealer, AFTER her mother hit the jack pot, and she told him not to tip cause "this is what these people do for a living" wooah.

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