Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett Smith wants her superstar husband to take a break from work.
"I've been working a lot the last couple of years," Will said. "My wife has said we have to take the next five months off. I enjoy my job, I really enjoy working.
"She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex."
What kind of sex would that be Will? Wild "Back With the Wife After Fucking My Co-Star for Weeks on the Road" sex? The kind of sex that keeps her from going Lorena Bobbitt on your crank?
That's some job you have there Will...making movies, going on the road, hosing gorgeous Oscar-winners, getting paid gazillions. Yeah, you definitely need some downtime. Grab a spot on the Barcalounger, turn on the TV and just snooze.