George Clooney Dumped Sarah Larson Over Boob Job

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


Note to women...if you want to win George Clooney's heart, forget about getting a boob job.

Sarah Larson, George's former squeeze, ignored that little piece of advice and got her chest enhanced. The words "former squeeze" say all that needs to be said about how that worked out for her.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source said. "She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

Nice of George to let her boobies heal at his place. Not so nice of him to not tell her he was dumping her, forcing her to find out from the press.

Of course it wasn't the boobs themselves that probably bothered George. No, George is a smart guy...he got right away what the boob-job said about Sarah and her reasons for being with him. A girl in her position getting her tits done screams, "I want to be famous." And George obviously had no desire to be her means to that end.

George has self-respect if not class. Sarah Larson has neither (but at least she has luscious melons now).

13 comments:

Devin said...

I've always rejected the George is gay theory, but, now this is just a tad funny.

Anonymous said...

I saw a pic of her and her new "lucious melons" and they look more like two halves of a small orange glued onto her chest.

Anonymous said...

but of course george is gay.

Anonymous said...

He emits no gay vibe at all. But you guys can dream.

Eric said...

Even my wife - who desperately loves him, and thus wants with every fiber of her being for it to be otherwise - acknowledges the obviousness of Mr. Clooney's queerness.

For a beard to surgically enhance her secondary sexual characteristics can reasonably be considered a firing offense.

annie a. said...

I totally agree with a man's right to dump a woman over an unwanted by him boob job. There is a world of difference between natural and fake boobs. Forgetting the horrible fake look and feel of them; it can make breastfeeding difficult or impossible.

http://www.women24.com/Women24v2/ContentDisplay/w24v2_ArticleCapture/0,,2603,00.html

Maybe George (like Warren Beatty) wants a woman who will be more maternal and natural and less narcissistic. Maybe he DOES want children. OR maybe he just wanted/needed an excuse to dump her. Looks like he found a good one. She looked great before the boob job and has turned herself into a stupid Barbie doll.

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