Courteney Cox and David Arquette had a cook-out. Other famous people were there like Portia de Rossi, Ellen Degeneres and, yes, Jennifer Aniston. And Laura Dern was there too...I'm not sure if I should count her as famous anymore. Anyway, they're all sitting there enjoying their grilled Komodo dragon burgers or whatever the fuck rich people eat, when this helicopter comes down with this guy hanging out of it who starts taking pictures. I don't know about you but I'd be climbing into my anti-aircraft turret right about then. I'd bring that sucker down.
About Jennifer Aniston...she wasn't actually invited to the barbecue, but when she heard about it she immediately rushed over. Courteney and David didn't really want her there because she's such a drag but they knew she'd pitch a fit if they didn't let her stay. She's so needy.
Courteney Cox Cook-Out Buzzed By Pap Helicopter
Monday, June 09, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:57 AM
Labels: Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Ellen Degeneres, Jennifer Aniston, Laura Dern, Portia de Rossi
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I'm sure Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston have a lot to talk about. But then again... both ended up better than the ones who lied and cheated.
crabbie, you're confusing Aniston's tv character Rachel with Aniston's own character. Again.
I want to see the paps buzz a Scientology cook out, or the Celebrity Sanatorium/Mind Control Center. Any ideas on what that might entail?
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