Clooney Had a New Woman Lined Up Before Dumping Sarah Larson

Page Six says George Clooney was already secretly laying some new bitch months before dumping stripper Sarah Larson and her fake tits.

The story claims George appeared in public with Sarah for a few extra months to "get her a career." Apparently it worked...Larson has reportedly signed to become the new face (and fake tits) of Christian Audigier.

Clooney's reps deny he had another relationship going before dumping Larson. "How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?" George's flack said.

I don't know...by sneaking around and lying?

The new woman may or may not be the same one pictured above, at George's place in Lake Como.