Barack Obama finally vanquished that Gorgon Hillary Clinton, so now he can return to relaxing pastimes like riding his bike.
Yeah, bike riding may be relaxing for Obama...but what about the pedestrians and motorists in the area? You know there are about ten Hummers filled with secret service guys following him. Somebody slams their door too loud in the neighborhood and it's just a flurry of guys in black suits and Obama disappearing. And Hillary in her secret headquarters with her satellite feeds just waiting for...well, I ain't gonna say it, but you know what she wants.
Barack Obama is All About Safety
Monday, June 09, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:21 AM
Labels: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton
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What a dork. If you guys are gonna pick someone simply for what they look like (because he obviously has NO qualifications), couldn't you at least pick one that looks GOOD? Jesus, it's not Rocket Science. You did it with JFK, what's up here? I guess liberal whiteys really don't know a good looking black guy from a bad one.
Obama is plenty hot. Besides he could never be as ugly as McCain if he tried. Keep telling yourself he has no qualifications, after all it worked so well for Hillary. I hope Old Man River uses the same successful strategy too. It's been a real winner up until now. LOL
What a fake-ass marxist-bastard. Reminds me of the dog-and-pony show the Clintons did when they went horseback riding in an attempt to seem normal.
12:57 Take a look at McCain when he was Obamas age. You know, wearing the uniform of a War Hero, one who actually served his country??? Then you can just shut your idiotic mouth.
7:17 Hero? Because he got his ass kicked by the Vietnamese for 6 years? Sorry Barack wasn't old enough to get shot down in Vietnam. Maybe McSame should have paid attention at the Naval Academy instead of graguating at the bottom of his class. I don't care how many times he got his ass whipped by the Vietnamese, I don't owe him my vote and neither does anyone else. And don't get all high and mighty about McSame's service since you probably voted for Bush and Cheney's draft dodging asses. They were old enought to serve and didn't. You can shut your Rethuglican idiotic mouth in November when Barack wins.
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