Angelina is More Powerful than Brad

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Forbes Magazine has come out with its annual listing of the 100 most powerful celebrities. In news that is sure to gratify the bitch beyond anything seen before, Angelina finished 3rd while kept-man Brad finished a measly 10th.

And just to buttress Angie's ego further, Brad's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston came in 17th. In case you're curious, here's the complete top 10 along with their earnings from 2007:

1 Oprah Winfrey, $275 million
2 Tiger Woods, $115 million
3 Angelina Jolie, $14 million
4 Beyoncé Knowles, $80 million
5 David Beckham, $50 million
6 Johnny Depp, $72 million
7 Jay-Z, $82 million
8 The Police, $115 million
9 J.K. Rowling, $300 million
10 Brad Pitt, $20 million

Angie only made $14 million last year...but Forbes also goes by things like magazine covers and other mentions in the media. Nobody gets more coverage than Angelina. You're welcome, bitch.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Talk About OVER RATED! Angelina is such a Clevel Actress. Where is Cate Blanchette? Charlize Theron?

Expect this to Fuel Angelina's Narcissistic Personality. Her Pumpkin Head is going to Explode and the Angeloonies are Masturbating at this News. YES! while typing away on the Blogs.

Anonymous said...

^ Correction. A.J is a C- List Actress.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't J.K. Rowlings earnings top even Oprah? This list is about money & power. But just seems to be an asskissing glam article.

AJ needs to be vaporized

Anonymous said...

LOL! at 1:13. Vaporized. but she's such an Easy Target. Her Movies Suck but when Skankalina Opens her Hemroid Lips, it's true Entertainment. Brad & Her are like the Movie, Dumb & Dumber.

btw. Where's Madonna or George Clooney on the List?

Anonymous said...

I would love to see her sitting at a press conference and just disappear. Leaving her lips behind so they can be squashed.

Anonymous said...

8:28 LOL! I get the Visual. All I can see is like those Big Red Wax Lips that you see in Candy Stores. And if Brad Disappeared, All you would see is his Seventies looking Toupee'.

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? This is her usual position. On top of Brad, wearing a strap on and fucking him up the ass. Brad's always been on the bottom in that relationship. So the way I see it Forbes got it just right.