Hovering pervoid Joe Simpson may be ruining his daughter Jessica's chances at happiness with football stud Tony Romo.
Jessica and Tony's recent relationship troubles have reportedly been largely due to Joe's insistence on running every aspect of Jessica's life. Tony was ready to split altogether, but agreed to give it another chance...on the condition that Papa Joe get off his back.
And how is Papa Joe going to take this? Not well, I'm guessing. In fact, I doubt Tony will be in the picture much longer than a week. Joe will get in Jessica's ear and that will be the end of it.
It's pretty obvious by now which of Joe's daughters is his favorite. He was happy to marry Ashlee off to Pete Wentz...but he'll never let anyone marry Jessica (until he finds a country where it's legal for him to marry her himself).
Tony Romo Tells Papa Joe to Back Off
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 10:22 AM
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Pete Wentz, Tony Romo
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Guess homo hasn't drilled jessicas asshole enough yet. Bet she is a great tittty fuck, not to bright.
They tried to turn Ashley into a second Jessica (they = Papa Simpson). It was his (almost) only dream: having sex with two Jessicas at the same time.
That didn't went so well, so he sold Jessica 1.5 to Pete. 1.0 lets him choke her while titty fucking her. The ultimate turn on for perverts like him.
Now the Romo guy turned up. The only way Papa Joe can forgive him for fucking Jessica would be if Romo helped to make the other dreams come true (becoming filthy rich, a homeporn starring his beloved daughter and DPing Jessica).
It's sad to say, but Jessica's dad clearly has pedo tendencies towards his eldest daughter. Does he just not realize that we all can see he is attracted to her?
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