Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married on Monday in a secret ceremony. That wasn't a very hard secret to keep since no one really cared.
Let's see, details of the ceremony...Beverly Hills courthouse...casually dressed...no one else at the wedding...
Damn...Mariah Carey must be puking over the thought of such a wedding. Any ceremony that doesn't feature at least ten elephants, a choir of angels and the sacrifice of a virgin to the god Huitzilopochtli just isn't up to snuff in Mariah's world.
Things I Forgot to Care About: Jessica Alba Married Cash Warren
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 12:15 PM
Labels: Cash Warren, Jessica Alba
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They didn't want thier child to be a bastard, how cute.
I wonder who Jessica's stylist is.. she is one of the few celebs that always dress in the right colors for their skin tone.
Re: bastard child. What's the difference? It was conceived out-of-wedlock which still makes it Satan's spawn in most religions. So why bother with the marriage?
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